Humorous Best Man Speech -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Best cosmos SpeechGood afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Firstly on behalf of the bridesmaids, I would exchangeable to thank the groom for his kind words, and may I also feel out that they have done a fantastic job today and each of them look absolutely beautiful.Id also analogous to say that the bride looks absolutely immobilise today as Im sure you allow for whole agree. Unfortunately for the wedding photographs, the groom just looks stunned.When I was asked to be high hat man I consulted the Internet for help. I must confess I was perplexed by some of the things I was expected to do garter the groom dress. Thanks, but no thanks. If he hasnt learned by nor then(prenominal) he never impart.That his shoes are tied.That his face and hair are in order (God didnt put them in order first m round, Im non convinced that I stood a chance) .That he has nothing in the midst of his teeth (or is that his ears?)That his trouser flies are done up.I came to the deduction t hat best man is just a fancy title for nanny. I also found out some other interesting things on the Internet, but now is definitely not the time to tell you what they were.However, I have taken the job of world best man naughtily and have made sureThat he got to the service on time.That he was well dressed and looking smart, which Im sure you will agree he is.And that he got a good nights sleep out termination night, and Im pleased to report he slept like a baby. He woke up every half hour like clockwork, holler for his mom.So what can I say about the groom. Well, hes witty, intelligent, charming, successful, han han... Sorry. Im having trouble reading your writing. Ive been racking my brain for the bear couple of weeks stressful to think of suitable stories to be said about... ...Now. if you could join me in a toast to some very important people, without whom today just wouldnt be the same. Im sure all of us at some point will shuffle past them and exchange a few kind words. Ladies and gentlemen, Id like you to raise your glasses and say a toast. To the bar staff.And of course we should not forget the bride and groom. I would like to say to you both May your esteem be modern enough to survive the times, and old-fashioned enough to last forever.Today is a day when each one of us wishes the joyous couple well. Being human they will have their disagreements. Life being what it is there will be sad moments as well as glad. Yet I know that today we are all regard them happiness and health in those years to come, and I am sure that the love between them will be strong enough to last forever.Ladies and gentlemen. the bride and groom.